Cupid can blow me!

Joe Nichols
What's A Guy Gotta Do
What's... a... guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy
And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by
There ain't nothin in my past that I'm tryin hard to hide
And I don't understand why I gotta wonder why

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Cruise all around the right parking lots
little time gets killed alotta bull gets shot
one who'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got
when I get to thinkin maybe she's athinkin maybe not

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Had an old man tell me "Boy if you were smart
you'd hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart"
So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart
but all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Thats about what I think about all this Valentines hooey. Cath, Don't let your soon to be wedded bliss get in the way of anything, I expect you to do your duty to tradition and post "He shoots again" on schedule!

Now don't get me wrong, dear reader! I am a nice enough person, and I make a hell of a great boyfriend, check my references! I am just getting sick of valentines already and the day isn't even here yet. My problem with the whole procedure? I can't find a girl around here who isn't a drunk, drug user, immature or already spoken for. I mean come on already! Surely in this world there must be at least some nice girls left who aren't already married!

Cupid, and the *&%#$ radio DJs who keep cooing about great love songs and all the other crap can get down on their hands and knees and kiss my ass!

In the meantime - to show I'm not bitter, I'm going to go see if I have any new page hits on my dating profile.