This is perfect!
OK, So you may have read about my rather pointed feelings towards Valentines a couple of days ago. SO... bearing that in mind I give you, my dear reader, this belated valentine card. Especially you, Monkey, since you can see the true danger of red roses!
I've been watching the cartoons on this site for the last hour, almost pissing myself laughing. Yes, I'm a twisted, evil demented disturbed psycho nutjob headcase. But I also have a soft and cuddly side too!
posted by Kyle @ 23:07
9 comments
that's just sick. bleeech.
Oh, come now Cath! It's an ironic/sarcastic uprising against the hallmark/disney world of cuddly creatures celebrating arteficial holidays, and society's insistance on subservience to the material displays of affection.
Besides, I know you snickered a little bit at it! :P
it was fine until the gross ending and then i just felt sick :P
heehe. Oddly enough my head wants to explode when given red roses...but I'm not that giggly!
I got dinner and champagne this year and I heartily approve!
Dinner and champagne? *snort* that's just batting practice! You should let me show you how a lady should be treated!
And see Cath? Monkey has better taste in humour than you! She thought it was funny so :PPPPP~~~~~~~ on you!
Ah but dinner and champagne is totally fine with me. :) I'm easily made happy. Especially when it's a yummy dinner.
And yes, I have a much more gruesome sense of humor than Cat. But I'd be willing to bet that Shawn would find that amusing...
Hm.
Easily made happy.
Cath told me you wear contacts. Are you near sighted?
Low standards & nearsighted makes you sound like my perfect woman!
i never said anything about monkey wearing contacts! don't lie!
and stop hitting on her. :P
There is a difference between being made easily happy and having low standards. You read my blog - did I sound like I wanted some big V'day extravaganza? Nope, I did not. My Valentine's day was perfect as it was thank you very much.